ITS OFFICIAL

That its 2009 now....although i'm a typical chinese and like the number 8....i hope that 2009 will bring new changes to the absurd political scene here in malaysia and also in our neighbouring country-- Thailand, and also some relief from the global economic crisis over in the US that is on the verge of causing a global recession and causing much pain and suffering to most people except CEOs that are incredibly great at covering their asses and getting fat bonuses when their company goes bust.

Next, i also wish to extend my deepest condolences to victims of the tragic events that happened in year 2008 (sze chuan earthquake, cyclone nargis and bukit antarabangsa landslide) , i hope everybody that received bad news in year 2008 can collect themselves and be prepared to face a brand new year and brand new challenges...

Lastly, i hope everybody will have great luck in the year 2009!!!


This is a msg written by chocochocomonster at 12.26 in the morning, january,2009.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Cheers,
Chocochocomonster.

WTF

stupid and foolish article by a well educated but stupid and brainless editor: THIS

Got my blood boiling after reading this racist and self praising article....SHIT YOU RAJA PETRA KAMARUDDIN!!!!

HIV

Initially, i was planning to give fatwa shit for banning yoga, but then afterwards if some religious muslim idiot reads it and reports to ISA then i kena tangkap how? So, i decided to praise the goverment instead for their brilliant move on screening muslim couples for HIV before they get married, personally, i think everybody should screen for HIV before getting married, its safer that way....hehe :)

Anyway, the purpose of this post is to tell you guys out there to have safe sex and don't use drugs , don't go looking for prostitutes and don't cheat on your partner sounds easy right? anyway i'm gonna post pictures of condoms...lol. for those who know how they look like and their usage, i would suggest that you skip reading this and go read someone else's blog.

These are some condoms:

pretty small right? colourful somemore, can even fit in your wallet, so no excuses for saying its too big.... for sexually active ppl, keep a pack in your handbag la, nowadays handbags are soo big!

As you can see on the right, this are condoms when unravelled, there are so many types of condoms now, ribbed, extra pleasure etc... don't ask me how i know, i see it at the counter every time la, want more info then go to www.durex.com, they are the leading and most famous producers of condoms...no 1 brand of condoms or something like that...hehe

some condoms can vibrate also!!!Click this for a review of united colors of benneton condoms(lol) and here for another review of vibrating condoms....
Since condoms are so fun(literally), remember to use 1 when getting some fun of your own to prevent aids and other painful and embarrassing STD's like syphilis and whatever god damned disease you can get from having too much sex.

So, be safe when having fun. Its better to be safe than sorry.
Before you get down to it...
remember to use: A CONDOM
BE SAFE RATHER THAN SORRY!


This is a community msg brought to you by chocochocomonster to help combat aids.
My interest in aids was piqued after watching a chinese tv series regarding the stigma and society's perception of aids sufferers. And to all those psychos out there who think nothing of infecting people with aids....please DO NOT have sex with people or donate blood. Keep the disease within yourself! FYI, aids cannot be passed through daily contact and its unlikely it will through saliva, so there's no need to look at aids bearers in a different light or shy away from them. YOU WON'T GET IT JUST BY SHAKING THEIR HAND or being nice to them...have pity in their plight and donate to the various aids foundations out there, they need our help,care and support.

Lots of love,
chocochocomonster,
Hope you had fun reading,
Ciao.

ps: pictures taken from fotosearch.com.
and reviews from kennysia.com

ps:

Erm...to me....food reviews and product reviews aren't bimbo ...
The bimbo posts I'm talking about are posts like.....example: woke up late this morning, went out around 12 for breakfast with my dad, ate nasi lemak...it was very nice...went home...watched tv...felt tired. took a nap. went online at night, chatted with some friends, lmao....it was a boring day today....i mean posts like this la....meaningless.

A blog is supposed to be a diary or smth like that, u really write what u did the whole day in your diary meh? Unless you have Alzheimer's, and fear of losing your memory, i bet normal ppl out there won't write about what they do everyday right? It's and utter waste of time! lol....just wanted to make the line between bimbo and unbimbo posts clear because i don't want to be labeled a hypocritical, stupid bitch and incur the wrath of other bloggers.\

Have fun reading,
Ciao,
ChocoChocomonster!

Hello World!

Deng, i don't really know what to write...what i want to say is that i hope nobody will tag me because i find replying the tags very time consuming and i would rather use the time spent on replying useless 'what if' questions on brainstorming what to write in this blog because i want very high quality articles to be published on this blog instead of a day by day regurgitation of what i did to spend the 24 hours in my day which i find very boring.
Instead, i will try and write about things that interest me, pique my curiosity, and are actually of substance instead of bimbo stuff like what i bought in a shopping mall...why am i so bored etc.
But if i'm short of material to write about...i cannot guarantee that i may have to do bimbo posts as a last resort...so pls don't call me a self absorbed, hypocritical bitch.

Thank you,
sorry if i have offended anyone,
have fun reading.

Gobbles & nibbles,
ChocoChocomonster.